Step into the future

Become a member

Petty Supporter

¥800 per month

Because watching the chaos unfold is cheaper than therapy.
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Spite Donor

¥2,400 per month

You’re not just here for the show—you brought popcorn AND receipts.
  • Tick 25% Off

Department of Regret Insider

¥4,750 per month

Welcome to the petty executive suite.
  • Tick 50% Off
  • Tick Member's Only Merch

Unnamed Government Agency Whistleblower

¥7,900 per month

Not actually a fed… probably.
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